For some crazy reason, I decided to weigh myself last Saturday. So I dragged out my old, dusty scale and hopped on.
Wow, was I surprised by the number – it seemed so low. I got on and off a couple of times. I shook the scale, turned it off and got on again.
Still, same really low number.
Sunday, I decided I’d get on again, just to see what popped up. According to the scale, I’d gained six pounds overnight.
I hopped on and off, shook the scale, turned it off, got on again. Still, the same six pounds up.
Fucking crazy shit. What was I thinking?