Crazy, Like Me

I know I am getting my period when I give the finger to any and all fellow drivers. I simply become a crazy and maniacal woman.

Here are just some of things I have done while under the duress of PMS;

quit my job

broken up with my boyfriend

stormed out of a hair salon

thrown books at the wall, wishing it were human

and so on…

I spend my post-period time making amends. It’s exhausting. If I have PMS and it’s a weekend, I try to keep myself hidden from humanity – my innocent victims.

Is anyone else as off-the-charts whacko as I am while hormonal?

It would really be comforting to know if you are.

P.S. to my sister if you’re reading – my fortune cookie says, ‘it is most gratifying when a goal is achieved through one’s efforts.’

Huh, what does that mean? 🙂

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